Thursday, March 5, 2009

All dressed up!

Mel made me a vest today! A green-and-yellow vest! I would show you, but you will not be shown anything until Mel puts the photos up here. We are not home now, you see, and I am using someone else's computer, and it does not have bluetooth, I think. Or at least, I do not know how to find it.

Anyway! I was really happy to be out and about this morning! It is afternoon now, so Good Afternoon to you!

I said, with such a wonderful thing as a vest, I must take photos! Many of them! And that is what I did!

I sent an MMS to Yolly to tell her all about my getting fitted and dressed, but she sent me an SMS saying Want to be locked in the cupboard? which I think was a very mean SMS! And so I sent her another wonderful photograph, and a message saying NYEH! because, you know, she was probably jealous of my green beauty and my great green vest!

Dressed and happy (nyeh!)
Kodok

Monday, March 2, 2009

What a treat!

Mel painted two t-shirts, one for her and one for Big Ben, last night. I watched! It's a picture of her and me! Me and her! Us! Look!


Ben's is coloured differently, but I like this one better!

I'm in my pyjamas (I have been in them since I put them on this morning) and I am all ready to be tucked into bed.

Goodnight world!
Kodok

Oh! I was on Skype just now! This is my second time! I last Skyped with Munira, who loves me dearly. Today I met Mr Han Tan and his friend. And now we are friends on Facebook! I said, I'll get me more friends! and that is what I did!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Clicka!

This frog spotted this sign at SMU! Have seen it many times before, and have always wanted to clicka. And that is what I did! While waiting for Nick to take a tinkle (eew, weird word!), I managed to finally snap this clickaclicka. My first name (Ollie, okay, Ollie, do I have to spell it out everything) is right there! Fame! Where's the fortune?

Cameras make that sound - clickaclicka.

Cameras make this frog very happy! Because, because of cameras, my beauty is on the internet for all the world to admire!

Beautifully
Ollie

Alriiight! Off to a snackeroooo!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Out and about!

Lazy afternoon at home today, because Mel's not up for going out even though she wants to. I sigh. I am but a frog! So what is a frog to do! At least she lets me have the computer...

Anyway, this was from the night before Valentine's day! We spent a long, late night out! We had dinner at a Peranakan restaurant in Kallang. Peranakan! Like the Little Nonya, that little brainwasher of a drama serial.

Aaaanyway, we got to sign the guestbook before we left! I am pretty sure I had the honour of being the First Frog to leave his webbed-footprint on this place which is surely previously untreaded by others of my species. Nick said Who wants to sign the guestbook! and I said I DO! I DO! PICK ME! in the manner of a child who wants to lick the chocolate mix off the mixing ladle on Christmas morning. I really wanted to write something in the guestbook, after all, I have been practising my penmanship. And that is what I did. I wrote my full name: Ollie Kodok Frogobo, Singapore.

The historic moment! The pen is in this frog's hand!

Aaaand, we took to the streets later. It was wonderful.

Wanting very much to get out of the house
Kodok

Monday, February 23, 2009

Gino! Where art thou!


Chloe just looked my way to tell me she'd heard a singing monkey!  Oh!  It must be Gino!  Who else would sing at this hour?  And what other monkey is there but Gino!  My favourite, cuddly Gino!

Oh Gino, do come out to play soon!

Playtime's over for tonight
Kodok

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Edible Stuff: Small creatures


I was just about to tempt it into my awaiting mouth, but Mel swatted it!

Oh well, I am but a frog. I decided it would be better, anyway, for me to content myself with raisins. And that is what I did!

Happy and fed (again)
Kodok

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Everything's coming up roses! (and balloons)


This frog had a bad start to Valentine's. I mean, I tried to get a date, I really did! I was nice to everyone, but nobody seemed to catch my hint! Mel said yeah yeah I'll take you out but did she? DID SHE? No. That is what she did. She did nothing, she did.

So this is what I did.

I threw a tantrum, I did, and stayed in bed till she learnt her lesson to treat me good.

I stayed in bed and left her that letter. Yes, I did.

Stop taking photos! I ordered, but I am but a frog, and nobody pays me any attention.

BUT I MISJUDGED THESE HUMANS. I DID. And I was very sorry and quite embarrassed with myself, because they were being oh so kind to a frog on his first Valentine's day! I was pampered beyond words, because to start it all off, I was gently (yes, gently does it!) pried out of bed and carried to the kitchen where - to my utter surprise! - I was greeted by a whole lot of snackeroos! Even raisins! No sign of tim-tams, but that's okay.

This is me with just a teeny portion of my hoard!

Yesyesyes! Snackeroos to last a few weeks, at least! There were so many! But I got started on those first. And they even got me cake! Chocolate! Only I don't have photos, so I'll have to ask someone to upload those from the camera. Well, you can't blame me, it was chocolate! And after missing breakfast, I was quite famished. Aaaaaaand, they gave me a balloon! Rather, BALLOONS! In the shape of hearts! I was quite thrilled!

This was a great first Valentine's! I suppose sometimes it's best not to have a date, because everyone treats you nice when you throw a tantrum.

Very much loved
Kodok